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Message par eric » Mar 02 Juin 2015, 11:48

L'entraîneur de l'OM est à la recherche d'un nouvel attaquant et est informé de l'existence d'un extraordinaire jeune Irakien.
> > > Il prend donc l'avion pour Bagdad et assiste à un match du jeune prodige.
> > > Il est subjugué par ce qu'il voit et s'arrange pour que la future superstar déménage à Marseille.
> > > Deux mois plus tard, en championnat le PSG mène 2 - 0 contre l'OM et il ne reste plus que dix minutes à jouer.
> > > Il décide alors de faire entrer sa nouvelle recrue.
> > > Le jeune marque 3 buts et donne la victoire à l'OM !
> > > Les supporters pleurent de joie, les joueurs et l'entraîneur se jettent sur lui pour l'embrasser.
> > > Lorsqu'il rentre aux vestiaires, il appelle sa mère pour partager sa joie.
> > > - Salut M'man, tu ne devineras jamais quoi ! en moins de dix minutes, j'ai marqué 3 buts et on a gagné. Tout le monde est fou, même la presse est dingue de moi !
> > > - Comme je suis contente pour toi, mon fils.
> > > - Et toi, maman, comment ça va ?
> > > - Mal mon fils ! Ton père vient juste de se faire tirer dessus en pleine rue il est aux urgences, ta sœur a été violée à l'école et ton jeune frère a été arrêté avec un copain, il conduisait une voiture volée ...
> > > Le jeune joueur se sent subitement très embarrassé.
> > > - Je ne sais pas quoi te dire m'man, j' suis désolé.
> > > - Désolé, désolé ? C'est toi qui as voulu qu'on quitte Bagdad pour venir habiter Marseille !
entends le vent qui se lève sur l'europe éternelle, entends le tonnerre déchirer le ciel, les dieux nous appellent à défendre nos terres

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Message par MR ET MME CHIPS » Mar 02 Juin 2015, 12:54

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Re: footeux et mercatto

Message par dany » Mar 02 Juin 2015, 19:07

Excellente :lol:
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