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Message par Shoei » Dim 02 Mars 2014, 19:47

"Docteur, j'ai un petit problème avec mes gaz.... bon c'est pas trop grave, ils ne sentent jamais mauvais et sont toujours silencieux; pour vous dire ça doit faire 10 fois que j'ai pété dans votre bureau et je suis certaines que vous ne vous en êtes jamais aperçu car ils sont sans odeur et silencieux..."

Le docteur :

"Je vois, je vois... Prenez ces pilules et revenez me voir lundi prochain..."

Lundi arrive, la p'tite mémé revient :

"Docteur, je ne suis pas très contente des pilules que vous m'avez données. Mes gaz sont toujours silencieux mais ils puent, une véritable infection..."

"Très bien, dit le Docteur, maintenant qu'on a réussi à dégager vos sinus, on va s'occuper de vos oreilles"
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Re: Brave mémé

Message par eric » Dim 02 Mars 2014, 20:25

:mrgreen:
entends le vent qui se lève sur l'europe éternelle, entends le tonnerre déchirer le ciel, les dieux nous appellent à défendre nos terres

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Message par eric » Dim 02 Mars 2014, 20:25

:mrgreen:
entends le vent qui se lève sur l'europe éternelle, entends le tonnerre déchirer le ciel, les dieux nous appellent à défendre nos terres

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Message par eric » Dim 02 Mars 2014, 20:25

:mrgreen:
entends le vent qui se lève sur l'europe éternelle, entends le tonnerre déchirer le ciel, les dieux nous appellent à défendre nos terres

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Message par marco » Mar 04 Mars 2014, 22:26

La vie, au fond, ce n'est qu'un court passage sur Terre... Alors ne sois pas con, profite de tout, finis ta bière !
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Message par dany » Mer 05 Mars 2014, 9:19

eric, tu radotes ...... :mrgreen:
Nous n'héritons pas de la terre de nos ancêtres, nous l'empruntons à nos enfants (Wendell Berry)
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Message par Shoei » Mar 11 Mars 2014, 12:58

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